E nā kāne, hoʻopaʻa iaʻu! Paʻakikī i hiki iaʻu ke uē a uē!!! Ke kali nei au iā ʻoe!!!
A ʻaʻole hewa, akā naʻe - e kāhea i kahi masseur ma ka home, a laila hele mālie i ka moekolohe! A laila ʻaʻole noi ʻia kāu kāne e lomilomi - hele koke i ka moekolohe! ʻO ka wahine maikaʻi a ma ka laulā ʻaʻole ia he masseur maikaʻi ʻole - hana nā lima a me nā lehelehe i ka moa a laila hana ʻo foreman ma ka moa i ke kūlana wahine lio. No laila, i loko o kēia wikiō ua hana nā hoa ʻelua ma ke ʻano he masseur, a ʻoihana loa!
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Makemake wau...
He kaikamahine maikaʻi ʻo ia. Makemake au e puhi iā ia.
ʻO ka wahine ʻili, akā maikaʻi loa i ka hana ʻana i ka anus! ʻAʻole loa au i manaʻo he hiki ke loaʻa ka leʻaleʻa mai ka moe kolohe me kahi wahine liʻiliʻi, pono wau e hoʻāʻo iaʻu iho me kahi wahine!
ʻAʻole paʻakikī wale ka granite o ka ʻepekema, akā wela a me ka mānoanoa. I kekahi manawa, kuha ka waiu. ʻO ia ke ʻano i kuʻekuʻe ʻia e kēia haumāna. Laki!
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