Klasstache. Makemake au e moe.
Nui ka wahine a ke kāne - ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻoluʻolu iā ia. Ua kaulana loa kāna puʻu i waena o nā kānaka. Makemake ke kāne i nā hua, no laila ʻono ʻo ia i ka sperm o nā poʻe ʻē aʻe no ka ʻaina kakahiaka. No ke aha, he mea like loa ia! Hele mai nā mea aloha a hele, akā noho ke kāne. ʻAʻole like kēia wahine e hele ana i ka hana ma kahi-ʻaʻole ʻo ia he wahine hoʻokamakama, e lawe kālā no kēlā. No ia, he leʻaleʻa ke kū ʻana, ʻaʻole he hana!
He aha ka hewa o ka silicone?
Hui.
Kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻaʻole maoli i ka ʻoihana a ʻaneʻane ʻaʻohe kokoke kokoke i ka hoʻopā ʻana i nā genital. Akā, ʻo ia ka nani o ka wikiō, nānā ʻoe a manaʻoʻiʻo he kiʻi maoli kēia o nā kāne male home i ke aloha. I kekahi manawa he mea maikaʻi ke nānā aku, ʻaʻole nā wikiō kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻoihana!
Akaka loa me ka moekolohe, me ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka condom. ʻO ka mea i maopopo ʻole ʻo ia ke kumu he ʻelua kīwī nui ma ka paia ma kahi kokoke i kekahi. A ʻo ka mea hou aku, ua kau ʻia lākou ma nā kihi ʻokoʻa! Ma ke ala, hiki i ke kāne ke ʻike maopopo i kona hauʻoli i kāna hoaaloha. ʻOiai ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua like ʻo ia me kahi papa!
Auē ka ʻulaʻula puʻupuʻu puʻupaʻa, ʻo ia ka jackpot no ka plumber! A ʻo ke ʻano o ka moe ʻana o kēia ʻōpio ʻōpio ma kona ʻaoʻao, ʻaʻole ia he mea keʻakeʻa i kēlā ʻano paipu pahū.
ʻO wau kēlā.
Nā wikiō pili
Makemake au e hoʻopaʻa iā ia.