ʻElua penikala i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i kāna ʻiʻo i mea paʻakikī.
ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
Auē, he lomilomi akamai a mālie i loaʻa iā mākou, hana ʻo ia i kahi lomilomi kupaianaha. A me kona mau lima a me kona alelo, a me ka lomilomi waho a me loko. ʻO ia kaʻu i kapa ai he lomilomi kino piha.
He momona wale nō ʻo ia...
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Ke holo nei ke kau kahakai a he mea hanohano ka pilikia, ʻaʻole i hana hewa nā kāne aloha, ua ʻakaʻaka wale lāua no ka leʻaleʻa ma kahakai. I kekahi manawa pono e hoʻololi i ke kaiapuni, a i ʻole ma ka home a i loko o kahi lumi hōkele, ua luhi ka wahine a ʻaʻole hoihoi. ʻO ka mea maikaʻi ʻaʻohe mea mākaʻikaʻi ʻē aʻe ma kahi kokoke a ua hiki i nā kāne ʻōpio ke hauʻoli piha iā lākou iho.